Jun 01
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
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Jun 01
How I torture my coworkers
- me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
- Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
- me: They don't have a clue
- Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
- Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
- supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
- me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
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Jun 01
its florida
we have three choices
wet
wetter
HOLY SHIT HONEY GET THE CANOES, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PADDLE TO TARGET.
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